When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon
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Woke up in the middle of the night to hide easter eggs around the apartment and set out a basket full of goodies to surprise my husband. Such joy it brought me to watch him scurry around in his boxer briefs and socks for 20 minutes, chowing down on chocolate with a big grin on his face looking for all of the eggs.
We never grow up kids.
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↳ Miranda (2009/Present) - “Excuse me, I’m going to actually have to mount your travelator.”
I have seen these separate before, but I wanted to put the three together: Leonid's paintings with the TARDIS brilliantly photoshopped in. I would hang one of these in my living room without any hesitation!